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Jin Akanishi and an eggplant?

Akanishi Jin

So remember that An-An shoot that Jin did this month? And how everything was his idea (the full monty and all)? Well that full monty shot took several hours to complete and well, lets just say Jin didn’t seem to eager to get out of bed after it was done.

When he finally did get out of the bed to go use the restroom, let’s just say that his face wasn’t the only thing that people were seeing. According to an eyewitnesses (aka staffers), “an extra large kyo-nasu” peeped out. Kyo-nasu is short for Kyoto eggplant. One of them also said that it didn’t match his body.

You know, we’re not surprised at this. If he didn’t get blue balls or anything, I would really be worried. He had a pretty girl lying on top of him, naked, anyone would get want to get some. Although, I know I’m not the only one getting a funny mental image of a ‘kyo-nasu’ on Jin.

thanks to ajin for the tip
source: uwasako@lj

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NYC gets Brown Eyed Girls


While AKB48 was showering fans at Webster Hall, Korean sensation Brown Eyed Girls catered to a more older and sexier crowd. The girls performed at the Circle Night Club in New York City, one of the hottest clubs in town.

The four member group was invited to the Korean Chuseok Festival in NYC and later performed at the club. So fans were given a double dose of the quartet. While the girls didn’t perform many songs, it didn’t stop them [or their fans] from showing off their hot bodies and the ever-so-difficult hip dance to their song, “Abracadabra”.

While some have difficulty understanding their outfits, I think they’re hot. It fits the theme and if your going to do a hip sway you need something that will show off your body. So tight hugging, form fitting articles of clothing is the only way to go. You have to admit not many people can pull this look off.

You would think that being in Los Angeles we would be privy to such acts, but alas we are not. One thing has become clear, K-Pop artists love NYC more than they do L.A., and I don’t blame them, its the ‘Big Apple’, everyone wants to go there, even the suicide bombers.

What I do think is sad, is that they didn’t even go or stop by Iggy. They should have taken advantage of that while they were in NYC. So it looks like the cute girls of AKB48 upped one on the sexy ladies of Brown Eyed Girls.

At least we get Son Dam Bi, who by the way will be performing in L.A. in November.

Check out Allkpop‘s interview with the foursome.

For a better quality check out enigmatt’s version of the Brown Eyed Girls performance at the festival. It really is a much better, higher quality version.

credit: jaysonnj
photos from seoulbeats

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AKB48 visits MTVIggy one last time

So before heading back home to Tokyo, the girls of AKB48 made a surprise visit to MTV Iggy one last time. Not only did they take time out of their ever so busy schedule to say hi, but they took this opportunity to pimp themselves out by handing Iggy their music videos [to play].

Way to go girls. While not many J-Pop artists stop by Iggy unless they’re told to, you gals are a dime a dozen and most likely the epitome of what Japanese idols should be. Hurry and come back! L.A. is waiting for you too!

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STC makes it onto Yahoo! Japan

So we found out earlier today (yes earlier) that we made Yahoo! Japan’s Entertainment News section!

We made headlines!

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Serena Kozakura saved by breasts

serena kozakura

So if you’re big breasted make sure to put them to life-saving use.

Bikini Japanese model Serena Kozakura sure did. Last year Serena was convicted of breaking and entering into her boyfriend’s house. The boyfriend said that she kicked his door and climbed through the hole it made.

Serena though, used her breasts as a way to set herself free. When her lawyer appealed the verdict and brought in an object that resembled the hole that ‘she made’, saying that there is no way that she could have fit through the hole due to her large breasts. After an thorough examination of the ‘hole’ and Serena’s breasts, judge Kunio Harada agreed and set Serena free, throwing the guilty verdict out.

I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big. But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today,” said Serena.

source: dailyuk

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Takako Uehara injured

uehara takako

Takako Uehara of SPEED, injured herself during a performance on 9/26 in Kanazawa. Takako sprained her lumbar vertebrae and has been forced to take rest. The next day performance was cancelled as well.

When SPEED announced their comeback last year and promised a nation-wide tour this year, they did not disappoint. But with this injury the groups tour will be on hiatus until 11/1.

We hope you get better Takako. I was so happy to see SPEED back and in full effect, that this minor setback won’t slow down SPEED‘s comeback.

source: oricon

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